Recently my sister, Joyce and her husband, Ted invited my husband and I on a sailing trip in the British Virgin Islands and as the voyage nears I am reminded of a fantastic little tid bit from the last trip to the BVI.
About 4 years ago my sister, Joyce invited the family to the BVI for her wedding. We spent 7 glorious days in that beautiful place… However there is one downfall to the BVI … The price of food is absurd a pack of chips is like $8.00 (WHAT!). We went to the local markets to prepare family breakfast one morning and decided eggs were on the menu (since chickens were abundant it was super cheep). After we returned to the villa and began unloading groceries I grabbed the eggs... something smelled FUNKY so I began sniffing in as deep as possible trying to find the source of the funky smell (thinking it was the eggs) I continued sniffing the eggs…
ME: Joyce do you smell that … (inhaling violently) I think me may have bought rotten eggs…
Joyce: rolling on the floor laughing points her finger in my face “you dumb ass I just farted and you just inhaled my entire fart.”
Lets just say I wont be investigating funky smells again!
No comments:
Post a Comment