I have come to the conclusion that everyone thinks I am a hot mess! AM I? Nahhhh…. Just because I have selective hearing, I cant keep secrets (insignificant ones) and I occasionally forget my purse, keys, cell phone etc…. does not mean I don’t have my stuff together! LOL who am I kidding. So I have devised a list of things for me to “WORK ON”
1. When the TV is on and someone is talking and its only the two of you in the room STOP watching and listen most likely they are talking to you! Work on it…
2. When you go somewhere quit fidgeting with your purse , phone and keys and stick them all in the same place in your purse on your shoulder… this way you cant leave it in their bathroom or counter or anywhere else you shouldn’t have a cell phone.
3. Quit pretending like you care… just say “I don’t want to cause I think its lame”… then you don’t have to make up an excuse later of why you can’t come.
4. Don’t borrow things, just ask if you can keep them forever … lets be honest your never going to remember to give it back anyway.
5. IF someone says “hey I have something to tell you, but you can’t tell anyone” …. Just stop them right there and say are you sure you want to tell ME … I am probably going tell at least one person ! (Give the option of changing their mind and If they still tell you its not that big of a secret)
6. Don’t volunteer to help anyone with anything they don’t really want your help they think you are a hot mess!
Well that concludes my self help list for today …
<3 me J
